Time to dust this blog off and start spreading the word... the word of shocker khan.
You're probably wondering what I've been doing for the past two years... It's ok, I wonder too.
The biggest change is I had a mini Jo. That's right, there's two Shocker Khans in the world.
I'm teaching her all of the important things about life. Take a gander at this pic and notice she's already learned her first obscene gesture. We're half way there to a full on shocker.
As a parent I promise to never have my child interrupt your dinner or get in your way at the grocery store. I know how much you hate a baby crying when you're trying to eat your chicken crispers!
Having a baby has been the most amazing experience. Maddie has taught me patience, kindness, and love. Stay tuned for my martini-less adventures in parenting. Find out what happens when your baby shits in public and how throw up is the new sexy.
